Context

Wachovia’s $8.9bn loss for the quarter is equivalent to $70,000 spunked every single minute for the last 3 months. You’ll need one of these working at 50% capacity 24 hours a day to count that lot.  http://www.moneycountingmachine.co.uk/html/cpc-993h1.html

Pop quiz

This man has;

a) no eyes

b) just got married

c) the most ridiculous hair

d) all of the above