there is nothing I can say

If you note the time on this post, you will realize what just happened….

 

Hey, at least it's still positive...

 

 

New slogan for the Myanmar Tourist Authority

“Visit beautiful Myanmar. Less corrupt than Somalia”

http://www.transparency.org/news_room/in_focus/2008/cpi2008/cpi_2008_table

 

 

Welcome to your new banking powerhouse

 

Okay - now I'm getting scared

http://tenminutesyourenotgettingback.blogspot.com/2008/09/fat-finger-or-freudian-slip.html

 

Juvenile Brokers

Thank you Paul

 

 

Number Twos

The American pronghorn antelope is the second fastest land animal in the world, capable of speeds up to 86km/h.

At 629 metres, the KVLY/KTHI TV mast is currently the second tallest structure in the world.

The Chloe diamond is the second most expensive diamond to be sold at auction. It cost £8m and is the size of an eyeball.

The second oldest tree is a great basin bristlecone pine, known as Methuselah, at 4,844 years old.

 

I like to acknowledge the also-rans in the big game of life. Not everyone gets to be a winner.

It's not the end of the world

Well, the LHC fired about 40 minutes ago and we are still here (well, me and my dog are – can’t see anyone else around though). I guess this means those hundreds of scientific brains at CERN are rubbish. Can’t even cook up a decent black hole. How long does it take for a black hole to swallow the planet anywa…….

 

 

 

 

 

 

Haha! Fooled you! You thought I was swallowed by a black hole, didn’t you? If so, you’re an idiot. If not, just move along to the next blog – nothing to see here.

 

Fat finger or Freudian slip?

ewwwww........

First, the blogosphere jumps on the theory that Trig is Bristol’s son (since Sarah Palin couldn’t possibly be the mother under the circumstances). Then the revelation that Bristol is already pregnant and so Trig couldn’t possibly be her child. Let me point out that there are two teenage daughters in the Palin family and allow you to draw your own conclusions….