Wednesday, 22 July 2009
Was it something I said?
Friday, 3 July 2009
Conversations with a stranger. Season 1, Episode 2.
In which The Inscrutable Chicken gets outweirded.
You: ola
Stranger: roflmywaffle
Stranger: !!
You: everybody wants to talk dirty to me
You: sigh....
Stranger: wild abra appears!
You: hooray!
You: (what's a wild abra?)
Stranger: and wants to talk dirty
You: okay - bring it....
Stranger: pokemon bitch!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Wednesday, 1 July 2009
Conversations with a stranger. Season 1, Episode 1.
Welcome to the first in a never-ending series of online chats with strangers.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl
You: free puppies if you can guess my name
You: it's "adsl"
Stranger: sorry?..
You: "asynchronous digital subscriber line"
You: I have one - it's the latest way to get onto the internet
Stranger: I can speak English
Stranger: but little...
You: you are little?
Stranger: English little
You: guess my name correctly and I'll give you a puppy
You: you don't like puppies?
Stranger: like
You: okay, guess
Stranger: Em...........
Stranger: hint?
You: just give it a try
You: begins with "D"
You: ends with "ave"
You: no?
Stranger: David?
You: YES!!!!!
You: Where do I send the puppy?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: korea
You: oh, well you'll be needing extra puppies
Your conversational partner has disconnected.