I see black people...they're everywhere....

                                                                        Zimbabwe          America

Cruel dictator at the helm                                    √                      √

Corrupt government                                            √                      √

Trade deficit                                                       √                      √

Central bank printing presses working overtime     √                      √

Rampant inflation                                               √                      √

Disappearing middle class                                  √                      √

Europeans feel sorry for                                      √                      X

 

 

 

ahem... perhaps third time's a charm?

 

Let's try that again...BEWARE THE BAT!!!!!!!!!

beware the bat!

 

I would trust this man

Chicken Economics

I’ve got an idea how to solve the sub-prime mess in the US – throw anyone that defaults into jail. The resulting industrial construction boom and associated services demand will offset any decline in the economy.

 

 

 

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

It freaking does

 

Just have to remember to delete my autosignature each time – otherwise you might find out who I really am. A small hint – I am not Alan Greenspan.