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Thursday, 9 October 2008
Stealth Inflation
Hooray! Zimbabwe is experiencing inflation at a rate of 0.0000465% per second. Doesn’t sound much does it? Compound it by 60 and it’s 0.0028% per minute. Still sounds pretty pathetic, huh? Compound by another 60 and it’s 0.2% per hour. Pah! I spit on your 0.2%. But keep going for a year and you’re up to 231,000,000% per year….
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