Not really, it’s rubbish.
Where to begin with this 2+ hour frontal lobotomy? I suppose I will have to go into the specifics of the film to point out the litany of absurdities – but to understand my points you will have to had watched the film so this post can only be effective if you are the kind of person that listens to people you don’t know on the internet (in which case, send money).
Since I’m not a professional film critic or blessed/cursed with a photographic memory, the following failings have been written down in no cohesive fashion just so I can get them down in writing before my brain purges the whole turgid mess as a survival instinct. So here goes:
When constructing a containment device for some explosive substance, it’s a good idea to have the backup battery last longer than 24 hours. Perhaps I may be so bold as to suggest a car battery which would have the added advantage of being rather heavy and therefore a little harder for a thief to make off with it?
When you buy your anti-matter containers, get them several sizes bigger than you think you’ll need in case you make more anti-matter than you originally anticipated. This has the added advantage of being rather bigger and heavier and therefore a little harder for a thief to make off with.
When purchasing a retina-scan door lock, why not tick the option boxes for the voice recognition and password deluxe package. This makes it less likely that a thief will kill an authorised person and remove their eyeball in order to escape the facility.
If you are a killer who has removed the eyeball of your victim, don’t just drop it on the floor after you used it for a retina scan – it’s makes extra work for the cleaners and they aren’t paid very well. It also might raise suspicion amongst people you pass in the corridor when they come across it.
If you are a world-class physicist, you probably have a decent brain on your shoulders. What of these two courses of action would you recommend upon seeing a bloody eyeball on the floor? A) Walk quietly past it to get to your own office, B) Run back the way you came, call the police and have security lockdown the facility?
I have another 297 examples of things that make you go “WHAAAA??!?!?” in the movie but I fear permanent brain damage if I write them all out. I’ll also alienate my last two readers so I’ll stop here.
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