Wednesday 22 July 2009

Was it something I said?

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
 
Stranger: haay
You: Dave?
Stranger: no?
You: oh
Stranger: where are you from
You: London
 
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Friday 3 July 2009

Conversations with a stranger. Season 1, Episode 2.

In which The Inscrutable Chicken gets outweirded.

 

You: ola
Stranger: roflmywaffle
Stranger: !!
You: everybody wants to talk dirty to me
You: sigh....
Stranger: wild abra appears!
You: hooray!
You: (what's a wild abra?)
Stranger: and wants to talk dirty
You: okay - bring it....
Stranger: pokemon bitch!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Wednesday 1 July 2009

Conversations with a stranger. Season 1, Episode 1.

Welcome to the first in a never-ending series of online chats with strangers.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl
You: free puppies if you can guess my name
You: it's "adsl"
Stranger: sorry?..
You: "asynchronous digital subscriber line"
You: I have one - it's the latest way to get onto the internet
Stranger: I can speak English
Stranger: but little...

You: you are little?
Stranger: English little
You: guess my name correctly and I'll give you a puppy
You: you don't like puppies?
Stranger: like
You: okay, guess
Stranger: Em...........
Stranger: hint?
You: just give it a try
You: begins with "D"
You: ends with "ave"
You: no?
Stranger: David?
You: YES!!!!!
You: Where do I send the puppy?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: korea
You: oh, well you'll be needing extra puppies
Your conversational partner has disconnected.