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You: i have pebbles

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You: and I'll throw in a pebble...

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You: hello?

 

It's not just America that I make fun of

This is the Stoxx 600 (the 600 biggest European-listed companies) if you were buying it with oil. Okay, so you can’t actually rock up to your brokerage with a tanker full of sweet light crude – oh wait, yes you can…

 

http://www.adia.ae/

http://www.norges-bank.no/Pages/Article____41137.aspx

http://www.kia.gov.kw/kia/

http://www1.minfin.ru/stabfond_eng/stabfond_eng.htm

http://www.zawya.com/cm/profile.cfm/cid1003480

http://www.apfc.org/

http://www.finance.gov.bn/index1.htm

http://www.osi-az.org/cow_docs/MarchenkoKazakhstan.pdf

http://www.finance.alberta.ca/business/investments/index.html

http://goliath.ecnext.com/coms2/gi_0199-1566224/IRAN-S-OIL-STABILISATION-FUND.html

 

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Pick MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I see black people...they're everywhere....

                                                                        Zimbabwe          America

Cruel dictator at the helm                                    √                      √

Corrupt government                                            √                      √

Trade deficit                                                       √                      √

Central bank printing presses working overtime     √                      √

Rampant inflation                                               √                      √

Disappearing middle class                                  √                      √

Europeans feel sorry for                                      √                      X

 

 

 

ahem... perhaps third time's a charm?

 

Let's try that again...BEWARE THE BAT!!!!!!!!!

beware the bat!

 

I would trust this man

Chicken Economics

I’ve got an idea how to solve the sub-prime mess in the US – throw anyone that defaults into jail. The resulting industrial construction boom and associated services demand will offset any decline in the economy.

 

 

 

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

It freaking does

 

Just have to remember to delete my autosignature each time – otherwise you might find out who I really am. A small hint – I am not Alan Greenspan.

 

 

 

Does this really work?

Just testing the funky email posting feature….

 

First Post

Actually not the first post. I can't access my old blog because it's on "Old Blogger" and I forgot how to get into it.

So really, it's my ninth post. See here for the previous 8 fun-packed episodes http://fiveminutesyourenotgettingback.blogspot.com/

You will see that I have sacrificed profilicity for quality in the past. NO MORE!
I guarantee that I will post more frequently with a spiralling decline in relevance and sequiteur.

Anyway, this blog is not about me - it's about YOU!
I will write about whatever you want me to. Just stick something in the comments and I'll see what I can do....