First Post

Actually not the first post. I can't access my old blog because it's on "Old Blogger" and I forgot how to get into it.

So really, it's my ninth post. See here for the previous 8 fun-packed episodes http://fiveminutesyourenotgettingback.blogspot.com/

You will see that I have sacrificed profilicity for quality in the past. NO MORE!
I guarantee that I will post more frequently with a spiralling decline in relevance and sequiteur.

Anyway, this blog is not about me - it's about YOU!
I will write about whatever you want me to. Just stick something in the comments and I'll see what I can do....