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Friday 10 October 2008
Did you know that...
…Iceland claims to have invented the concept of “Buy One, Get One Free” in the UK?It’s done so well that the whole country is now pioneering “Buy One, Get Nothing Back At All”.
I collect antique horseshoes and limited-edition toilet paper. Contact me if you have interest in the same. I hold doctorates in slander, confectionery, and the history of the wankel engine.
Leave a comment if you want to get something off your chest. I'm cheaper than a priest and I promise I won't fiddle with your bits......much...
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